*Arisu, Prulienne, Itch, and TAS all rush to Vampi’s room, while Kimiko just teleports and acts like she’s already there.*
Kimiko: What’s up now, bro?
Vampi: I have an announcement to make… I’m thinking of quitting the ATG.
Prulienne: Why, though, babe?
Vampi: We haven’t had Qs in a while, and usually I have to wait like a week until somebody finally submits Qs. And I’m getting bored and writing stories, and I wanna put those characters in, and then there’s putting them out, and well…
???: N-No worries, Vampi. I can r-relate.
*The six turn to see a familiar face, but… this face is also different.*
Vampi: Z-Zoe? …You’ve changed.
Zoe: Y-Yeah… H-Hi…
Vampi: *starts to go and hug Zoe, but stops in his tracks* Wait a minute… Are you human now?
Zoe: Y-Yeah… I-I really hope you don’t mind…
Vampi: No, that’s awesome! *continues the hug route, managing a hug*
Arisu: You keep stuttering. I’m curious why.
Zoe: W-Well… P-Please don’t find this w-weird, but… *deep breath* I’ve got a spirit girlfriend that nobody else can see or hear unless we switch who’s controlling my body but it takes a lot of energy out of us each time we do it but a soda fixes it easily.
Everyone present: …
Vampi: …No, that’s not that weird.
Kimiko: *snaps a soda into existence, tossing it to Zoe* I wanna see how this works.
Prulienne: And, uh, no need to be nervous. We’re all unique here.
*Zoe takes a deep breath and closes her eyes. The jewel broche on her new necklace changes from it’s standard orange-yellow to a neon green as Zoe starts to fall backwards.*
Itch: *starts to walk over*
Kimiko: Don’t. She’s still alive.
*Suddenly, Zoe(?) bolts up, and starts talking in a deeper, British voice.*
Zoe(?): Ah, hello, loves! I see Zoe’s giving you all a taste of my medicine.
Vampi: Indeed she is, upon Kimiko’s idea.
Arisu: Doesn’t matter to me. Who’re you?
Zoe(?): Well, she’s already told you I’m her spirit girlfriend, and all the stuff behind that. My name, however… Wright. Hannah Wright.
Vampi: Cool. Well, I’m Vampi, those are my siblings Itch, TAS, and Kimiko, that’s my girlfriend Prulienne and that’s Kimiko’s girlfriend Arisu. So, what got Zoe interested in you?
Hannah: Well, it’s simple, love. Zoe got interested in spirit channeling once she got her human body, and she started getting so darn good at it that she figured, maybe she could find a spirit to fall in love with. So she did some looking, turns out, she’s bisexual and she got interested in me.
Hannah: I mean, she was a nervous wreck when we found each other, and before I died, I was a therapist, so I was able to help her out of her nervous habits. She’s still nervous every now and then, but she’s also got me to back her up.
Kimiko: Hey, just so you know, I can make you human as well… Does Zoe mind?
Hannah: *looks to the side for a few seconds, then looks back* She loves the idea. Maybe after this Q&A session I’ve been hearing about?
Vampi: Oh, right. Let’s get into it. *mumbling to self* May not quit this after all.
(Alright, so real quick, I noticed a bunch of characters haven’t been getting Qs lately, so I’m probably purging them. I’m keeping Zoe in, however, because of her and Hannah’s gimmick this episode. -EV)
The AAaF’s Qs:
Fizzson to all: Well, this took way too long to come in. Really not an excuse for this. Sorry guys.
Vampi: No worries! …well, some worries, maybe, but it’s fine.
Smiley to all: Been a while since I’ve been able to keep up with this. How is everyone?
Kimiko: Ohhhh, shit, he’s back.
TAS: *soundboard* YOU PICKED THE WRONG HOUSE, FOOL!
Vampi: Both of you, chill. I’ve been reading the AAaF, Smiley’s chill now.
Kimiko: …I still don’t trust him.
Hannah: …Zoe says “everyone can be nice if they put their mind to it.”
Vampi: Agreed. But yeah, Smiles, we’re good… *looks at Kimiko*
Vampi: *looking back* Most of us.
Fizzson to TAS: Hamster dance.
Itch: Trap remix is better.
Arleen to Tenka: I should introduce you to Kasai at some point. He’s a Litten I caught recently. I think you two might get along nicely.
Hannah: Who’s Kasai?
Vampi: Right. Arisu?
Arisu: *pulls out a Pokeball, letting out Tenka*
Tenka: Yo, I’m needed?
Arisu: Q for ya. Arleen says she should introduce you to her Litten, Kasai.
Quintessa: *peeks her head in* You called?
Arisu: Wrong Kasai.
Quintessa: Oh, sorry. *closes the door*
Tenka: Another Litten, eh? Nice. Maybe we can meet each other next crossover.
Arisu: Yeah. Think that’s all for ya.
Tenka: Cool. I’m going back to sleeping in my Pokeball.
Arisu: *returns Tenka to the Pokeball* Have a good nap.
Hannah: …That was cool.
Arisu: Pokemon. We should get one you and Zoe could share.
Vampi: Nah. We’ve already got enough.
Arisu: Oh, well.
Mimi to all: Hey, so… Seth kinda turned me human back in December. Thoughts?
Fizzson to all: Opinions on Set it Off, Three Days Grace, and Skillet?
Vampi: Personally, the only reason I dislike Skillet is because that’s usually what Skrillex autocorrects to. As for the others, I’ve heard of them, but never listened to them.
Mimi to Mimi: Might’ve already sent a Q about this, but it’s a really weird coincidence that we have the same name. :T
Vampi: Actually, you HAVEN’T asked that already.
Mimi: Yess.. It is a coincidence…
Vampi: Oof. Guess that’s the only answer we’ll get. Thanks, Tari.
Tari: No problem!
(Quick intermission: So a few weeks ago I introduced a friend to one of my more favorite songs, POP/STARS by K/DA, hoping he’d like it and listen to it again every now and then. And he’s listening to it. Every single hour… Of every day. Someone help me take this song off of his phone. -EV)
Katrina to all: If chu became a latex creature, what would be the first thing chu’d do with your latex powers? owo
(Skip. Kimiko took this in a very NSFW direction, and E reads this, so… Soz, Katrina. -EV)
Despair to Zoe: Hey, um… Are you okay?
Zoe: Well… H-Hannah’s here, so… I feel like you guys at the AAaF will find me weird.
Vampi: We don’t. Plus, they have latex creatures.
Fizzson to Vampi: Gotta love how you tried to cut Itch and TAS, only for them to come back full time with two other characters.
Vampi: TAS, you have the best meme for that.
Smiley to Arisu: I see you’ve returned to AtG. How are things?
Arisu: Doing as good as ever. Being a demon queen is a pain, but at least I have Kimiko.
Kimiko: I love you too, babe.
(It was at this point I told myself “Wait, shit, I didn’t finish Writermas.” Yeah, so, in the mistletoe episode, it was supposed to be revealed Kimiko and Arisu are dating. Let’s just point that out here. -EV)
Fizzson to TAS: Wilfred the cat. Thoughts?
TAS: *shows a picture of Wilfred the Cat*
TAS: *does a bit of photoshopping and shows the results*
Vampi: Truly a masterpiece.
Fizzson to all: We live in a world where Bongo Cat got into Youtube Rewind, but all the stuff with Pewdiepie and T-Series didn’t. Not even an appearance of either, from what I remember.
Vampi: I think there’s good reason for that, too. The whole PewDiePie v. T-Series thing is still in development, plus T-Series is a company and there’s a bunch of controversy and drama surrounding Pewds. I do respect that they put Bongo Cat in. Have to represent at least one meme.
Arleen to Amber: What’s the best metal to make a blade out of?
Ambrosia: Depends on whether you want durability or strength. For durability, I’d choose mythril, as it’s unbreakable unless you put it in very specific conditions. For strength, most likely steel.
Despair to Pyrope and Lapis: I don’t think anyone’s sent you guys Qs in a while… How’ve you been?
Pyrope: Good, actually.
Lapis: We’ve been back and forth from Empire City and back helping out the Crystal Gems, and our friends there are really nice with us and our secret.
Vampi: Glad you guys are happy.
Arleen to all: How was y’all’s New Years?
(Everyone’s answers were really long and convoluted, so I avoided it, but a highlight: Myself and the rest of the Six went to Illinois to spend time with my family, and I rode on a plane, getting off a few moments before midnight. I entered the New Year drinking a glass of milk. No regrets. -EV)
Arleen to Tari: Any games you’re looking forward to in 2019?
Tari: Kingdom Hearts 3, Mortal Kombat 11, and Animal Crossing 2019. Now I’m just wondering when the next Nintendo Direct is.
Vampi: Dude, the new KH3 theme is awesome.
Arleen to all again: Any plans for Valentine’s day?
Vampi: Me and Pruli are planning to go on a double date with Ari and Kim. I’d say it would be a triple date if Itch and TAS joined, but a) they’re brothers and b) they’re probably only there just to keep the gender ratio equal.
Sakura: And I’ll be keeping an eye on them as well. All for the infowaves, though.
Despair to Sakura: I take it Valentine’s Day is a super busy time for you and looking out for ships…?
Sakura: Very much so. My main focus is on Harvelyana but Vampruli, Arimiko, and Zoanna are my backups.
(That’s an inside joke there with Zoanna, by the way. Long story short, <REDACTED> said that Hoe was a better ship name than Zoanna. I took a poll. Numbers don’t lie, <REDACTED>. -EV)
Arleen to Quintessa: Have you ever worked together with Ema Mosphere, by any chance?
Quintessa: Yes, actually. She’s great to work with. In fact, we’re gonna work on another case soon.
Mimi to all: If there’s any one thing you’d change about yourself, what would it be and why?
Vampi: Stop making bad decisions.
Itch: Stop having TAS annoy me.
TAS: *pulls out a can of Mountain dew and starts chugging it down*
Pruli: Not have found Vampi as late as I did.
Kimiko: Stop having Mel on my ass.
Arisu: Stop having Mel on Kimiko’s ass and also become a goddess like Muse and Sakura.
Zoe: N-Not be as n-nervous as I u-usually am…
Fizzson to all: Which would you rather fight? Ten chicken-sized zombies, or ten zombie-sized chickens?
Vampi and Tari: Nope, we quit.
Itch: Both. The chickens and the zombies will attack each other, and once their forces are diminished, I kill both of them.
TAS: *mouth watering*
Itch: TAS says chickens, because chicken nuggets.
Mel to Kimiko: Why do you hate me so much? All I’m doing is pointing out your flaws. Why don’t you just take my criticism and improve from it?
Kimiko: No comment. Fuck you.
Vampi: …Ohhhh, I see where you’re going. No, I’m perfectly fine by it.
Trixie to Sakura: You’re a love goddess, right? Well, I have a crush on… Someone from AAaF. Maybe you and AtG noticed already, I dunno… Basically, I don’t know what to do. Advice, please.
Vampi: ANALYSIS TIME.
*15 minutes pass*
Sakura: Huh. That’s a first. I actually can’t tell who it is you’re talking about. Regardless, I’d try figuring out what they like, and giving them that kind of stuff. Take them to places they like, eventually they’ll warm up to you. You have to be brave, though. Love sometimes requires sacrifices.
Vampi: Guess that’ll be it. As always, Qs. Send them. Myself, Itch, TAS, Kimiko, Prulienne, Futaba, Arisu, Quintessa, Ambrosia, Sakura, Muse, Bella, Junko, Faris, Zoe, Atlantica, Pyrope, Lapis, Tari, Tulippe, Rotom, Kitty, Shari, Sylvia, Tenka, and Mimi, along with our new member Hannah! And I put in last ATG that I may add Bunny from Writermas, but I’m still thinking on that. And as always, we’ll keep up our usual Antics!
(HEY, E. WHO WOULD’VE THOUGHT I’D HAVE GOTTEN IT OUT THE NEXT DAY? -EV)